Sunday, January 6, 2008

KADI

1. Ton- Kanakil thuni thuvaikkum Nagaram edhu ??
WASHING-TON

2. MAN 1: "Ponnuku enna vaiasu aavarudhu " ?
MAN 2:"Aadi vandha... 16 mudiyum " MAN 1:"Appo Aaadama vandha ???? "

3. Two College students finish their History exam andwalkout of the
exam hall..
First Student: Vaa Tea saapadalaam ..
Second Student: Ippo Dhaane COPY (...kapi/Coffee..) adicche ..Yedukkuda Tea

4. Pala Naaigal (dogs) searundu Kulaithaal ennavaagum??
“ Noise “ Aagum.

5. Tatthuvam 1. cricket la ball adicha century
adhE ball unna adichaa injury

6. Q: Oru English therinja maadu(cow) theatre pakkamponathu.Anga
theatre kadhavai kadikka arambichuduthu! Yen?
A: Enna, Kadhavula "Pull"-nnu ezhudhirukku.

7. Q: Spin Bowlarruku pen kuzhandai perandal enna payruvaipar?
A: Bala Tiruppura Sundari

8. Q:Oru maami idli-yai thalaila vechinda. Yen?
A: Yenna idli poo pola irundhudhu.

9. Staff1: Office-la Mobile-la Silentlathan Use pannanumnu Manager sollittar.
Staff2: Ean???
Staff1: Mathavanga thookkathai kedukka koodatham Adhan!!!

10. GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number??

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