Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Indian Programmer Joke

Four guys -an American, a Cuban, a Scotsman and an Indian Computer Programmer, were on a cruise ship. As they were standing on the open deck, watching the waves and chatting, each one started showing off.


The Cuban took out an expensive Cuban cigar, lit it, took just one puff and tossed it into the sea. The other guy's were flabbergasted. They asked him why he had to throw away such an expensive thing. The Cuban replied, "Where I come from, we have plenty of it. So, it is no big deal".


Not to be outdone, the Scotsman pulled out a new bottle of expensive Scotch whisky, opened it, took just one sip and threw the bottle into the sea. He simply looked at the others and said, "It is no big deal! We have plenty of that stuff where I come from". The American just grabbed the Indian Programmer and threw him into the sea!!!!

No, ... the buck does not stop here ...The Indian goes to the bottom of the sea, smokes the Cuban cigar, drinks the expensive scotch & returns back to the US on another H1 to do more programming.

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