Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Kadi Jokes

KADI JOKES
Butter'fly fly agum ........ Catter'pillar pillar aguma?

Ennathan karunanithi DMK la irundhalum avar veetu maadu "AMMA" nu than kathum

Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachi road poda mudiyuma??

Ennadhan aeroplane mela parandhaalum Petrol poda keelathaan varanum

Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appa 'brain wash' nna,, braina kazhuvaradhaa

Tea cupla tea irukum.Appa world cupla world irukkuma??

Cell moolama sms anuppalaam Aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu

Adyar Anandhabavan branch Chennai fulla irukkum aanna Adyar Alamarathoda branch adyar-la mattum than irukkum.. ithu than
ulagam

Daily Calendar-Le Theydhi Kizhikkardhu Mukkiyam Illai – Andha Theydhi-Le Nee Enna Kizhikkarey-Ngardhu Than Mukkiyam !!

Paambu Ethanai Thadavai Padam Eduthalum Athaala Oru Thadavai Kooda Theatre-La Release Panna Mudiyathu...



Ration Card A Vatchu Sim Card Vangalam Ana Sim Card A Vatchu Ration Card Vanga Mudiyathu

Nenga Enna Than Thene Potu Koli Valathalum Athu Muta Than Podum 100/100 Ellam Podathu

Kanna Bus Stop La Bus Than Vanthu Nikum Ana Full Stop La Full Vanthu Nikuma

Paaku Marathula Paaku Irukum, Theaku Marathula Thaeku Irukum, Aana Pana Marathula Panam Irukaadhu..!!

Cycle La Poana Cycling, Train La Poana Training-A?



Mechanical Engineer Mechanic Aagalam Aana Software Engineer Software Aaga Mudiyadhu..

Kosu Kadicha Tortoise Aethivakkalam Aana Tortoise Kadicha Kosu Aethivakka Mudiyumaaaaaaaaaa!

Key Boardla Key Irrukkum Anna Mother Boardla Mother Irrukkuma

Nee Evalo Periya Padipalliya Irundhalum Exam Hall La Poi Padikka Mudiyadhu.
School Testla Bit Adikkalaam......... College Testla Bit Adikkalaam....... Aannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Blood Testla Bit Adikka
Mudiyaadhu..


Enna Than Naai Nandri Ullatha Than Irunthalum Athala Thank You Solla Mudeyathu!!!!!!!! Idhuthan Valkai

Lunch Bagla Lunch Kondu Poha Mudiyum... But School Bagla Shoola Kondu Pohamudiyumaaaa

Aayiram Than Irundhalum Aayirathi Onnu Than Perusu

Yennathan Ahimsavathiya Irundhalum Chappathiya Suttu Than Sappida Mudiyum..

Ni Enna Than Veerana Irundhalum, Kulir Adicha Thirumba Adikka Mudiyathu..


Kasu Irundha Call Taxi!!! Kasu Illaina Kall Than Taxi!!!

Kovil Maniya Namma Adicha Saththam Varum... Aana Kovil Mani Nammala Adicha Raththam Than Varum

Meluga Vachchu Melugu Vathi Seyyalam... Aana Kosuva Vachi Kosu Vathi Seyya Mudiyathu..

Pallu Valina Palla Pudungalam Aana Kannu Valina Kanna Pudunga Mudiyuma
Idly Podiya Thotu Idly Saapidalaam Aana Mooku Podiya Thotu Mooka Saapida Mudiyathu


Pant Pottu Muttipoda Mudiyum Aanaaa Muttipottu Pant Poda Mudiyumaa..

Fan-Ukkum Rekkai Irukku. Paravai-Kkum Rekkai Irukku. Fan-Ala Parakka Mudiyaathu. Paravai-Ala Sutha Mudiyaathu. Aaanaa...
Fan-A Amukina Suthum. Paravai-A Amukina Kathum.

Tool Box La Tool La Parka Mudiyum... Match Box La Match A Parka Mudiyuma!

Irukkurappa Enna Daan Complan, Bournvita Kudichalum Sethadukkapram Ellarukkum Pal Daan

South India-La Narthangai Kidaikkum. Aaana, North India-La Southangai Kidaikuma?

Poison 10 Naal Aana Payasam Aaha Mudiyaadhu But, Payasam 10 Naal Aana Poison Aahidum!

Vaayala "Naai"-Nu Solla Mudiyum. Aaana.... Naayaala "Vaai"-Nu Solla Mudiyadhu..

Cycle Carrierle Tiffin Vaikalaam, Aana Tiffin Carrierle Cycle Vaika Mudhiyumah ..

Bus Poita Bus Stand Angayae Thaan Irukum Aana Cycle Poita Cycle Stand Koodavae Poogum

Train Evalo Vegama Ponalum, Kadaisi Petty Kaidaisiyathaan Varum..


Ticket Vangitu Ulla Poradu Cinema Theatre,
Ulae Poitu Ticket Vanguradu Operation Theatre......

Kaakka Ennadhaan Karuppa Irundhaalum Adhu Podara Muttai Vellai!
Muttai Ennadhaan Vellaiya Irundhaalum Adhukulla Irukka Kaakka
Karuppudhaan!

Chair Udainja Ukkara Mudiyathu! Katttil Udainjaa Padukka Mudiyathu!
Aana Muttai Udainjaa Dhaan Omelette Poda Mudiyum!!!!!!!!!

Cream Biscuit La Cream Irukkum... Ana Naay Biscuitla Naaya Irukkadhu

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

All r very mokkies