Chennai tamil version of Windows98

Bill Gates announced localised versions of Windows 98 in India. Here is a preview of the Tamil Version,
Chennai style.

Note: Take a minute to read the word slowly..

Windows 98 Tamil version: "Jannal Thonootri-Ett(98)"

The terminology File = pylu
Save = kaa-pa-thu
Save as = Aiye! ipdi kaa-pa-thu
Save All = elaathium kaa-pa-thu
Help = ayyo amma! kaa-pa-thu!
Find = thedu Ma!
Find Again = inoru thaba thedu ma!
Move = jaga vaangu
Mail = postu
Mailer=postuman
Zoom = persa kaatu
Zoom Out = velilavanthu persa kaatu
Open = thera, naina!
Close = pothiko
New = pucchu
Old = palsu
Replace = itha thooki athle athe thooki ithle podu!
Run = odu, naina!
Print = acchadi
Print Preview = proof paathu acchadi
Copy = bit adi
Cut = vetu - kuthu
Paste = ottu
Paste Special = nalla echcha thottu ottu
Delete = keesidu
View = look udu
Tools = spanneru
Toolsbar = spanner setu
Spreadsheet = bedsheetu, jamakkalam
Exit = odra dai
Compress = amukipodu
Mouse = eli
Click = Photo saththam
Scrollbar = inge angae alathadi
Pay Per View = dhudukku bayascoppu
Next = appaala
Previous = munaadi
back = pinnade
home = oor
reload = puhussa load pannu
view = paakk
find = thedi paaru
go = nee podaa...
default = eppadi irukkutho appadi thaan irukkum
do = pannuda
undo = thiruppi pannada net
search = valai veesu thedu
Do you want to delete selected item? = Maiyalume thukirava?
Do you want to move selected item? = Maiyalume kadasidava?
Do you want to save selected item? = Maiyalume vachukkava?
Abort, Retry, Ignore = Mudichudu, innoru dhaba pannu, kandukathe!
General protection fault = Gali
Access denied = Kai veche keesiduven
Unrecoverable error = mobile courtla fine kattu
Operation illegal = Velurla 3 maasam

Kadi Jokes

KADI JOKES
Butter'fly fly agum ........ Catter'pillar pillar aguma?

Ennathan karunanithi DMK la irundhalum avar veetu maadu "AMMA" nu than kathum

Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachi road poda mudiyuma??

Ennadhan aeroplane mela parandhaalum Petrol poda keelathaan varanum

Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appa 'brain wash' nna,, braina kazhuvaradhaa

Tea cupla tea irukum.Appa world cupla world irukkuma??

Cell moolama sms anuppalaam Aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu

Adyar Anandhabavan branch Chennai fulla irukkum aanna Adyar Alamarathoda branch adyar-la mattum than irukkum.. ithu than
ulagam

Daily Calendar-Le Theydhi Kizhikkardhu Mukkiyam Illai – Andha Theydhi-Le Nee Enna Kizhikkarey-Ngardhu Than Mukkiyam !!

Paambu Ethanai Thadavai Padam Eduthalum Athaala Oru Thadavai Kooda Theatre-La Release Panna Mudiyathu...



Ration Card A Vatchu Sim Card Vangalam Ana Sim Card A Vatchu Ration Card Vanga Mudiyathu

Nenga Enna Than Thene Potu Koli Valathalum Athu Muta Than Podum 100/100 Ellam Podathu

Kanna Bus Stop La Bus Than Vanthu Nikum Ana Full Stop La Full Vanthu Nikuma

Paaku Marathula Paaku Irukum, Theaku Marathula Thaeku Irukum, Aana Pana Marathula Panam Irukaadhu..!!

Cycle La Poana Cycling, Train La Poana Training-A?



Mechanical Engineer Mechanic Aagalam Aana Software Engineer Software Aaga Mudiyadhu..

Kosu Kadicha Tortoise Aethivakkalam Aana Tortoise Kadicha Kosu Aethivakka Mudiyumaaaaaaaaaa!

Key Boardla Key Irrukkum Anna Mother Boardla Mother Irrukkuma

Nee Evalo Periya Padipalliya Irundhalum Exam Hall La Poi Padikka Mudiyadhu.
School Testla Bit Adikkalaam......... College Testla Bit Adikkalaam....... Aannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Blood Testla Bit Adikka
Mudiyaadhu..


Enna Than Naai Nandri Ullatha Than Irunthalum Athala Thank You Solla Mudeyathu!!!!!!!! Idhuthan Valkai

Lunch Bagla Lunch Kondu Poha Mudiyum... But School Bagla Shoola Kondu Pohamudiyumaaaa

Aayiram Than Irundhalum Aayirathi Onnu Than Perusu

Yennathan Ahimsavathiya Irundhalum Chappathiya Suttu Than Sappida Mudiyum..

Ni Enna Than Veerana Irundhalum, Kulir Adicha Thirumba Adikka Mudiyathu..


Kasu Irundha Call Taxi!!! Kasu Illaina Kall Than Taxi!!!

Kovil Maniya Namma Adicha Saththam Varum... Aana Kovil Mani Nammala Adicha Raththam Than Varum

Meluga Vachchu Melugu Vathi Seyyalam... Aana Kosuva Vachi Kosu Vathi Seyya Mudiyathu..

Pallu Valina Palla Pudungalam Aana Kannu Valina Kanna Pudunga Mudiyuma
Idly Podiya Thotu Idly Saapidalaam Aana Mooku Podiya Thotu Mooka Saapida Mudiyathu


Pant Pottu Muttipoda Mudiyum Aanaaa Muttipottu Pant Poda Mudiyumaa..

Fan-Ukkum Rekkai Irukku. Paravai-Kkum Rekkai Irukku. Fan-Ala Parakka Mudiyaathu. Paravai-Ala Sutha Mudiyaathu. Aaanaa...
Fan-A Amukina Suthum. Paravai-A Amukina Kathum.

Tool Box La Tool La Parka Mudiyum... Match Box La Match A Parka Mudiyuma!

Irukkurappa Enna Daan Complan, Bournvita Kudichalum Sethadukkapram Ellarukkum Pal Daan

South India-La Narthangai Kidaikkum. Aaana, North India-La Southangai Kidaikuma?

Poison 10 Naal Aana Payasam Aaha Mudiyaadhu But, Payasam 10 Naal Aana Poison Aahidum!

Vaayala "Naai"-Nu Solla Mudiyum. Aaana.... Naayaala "Vaai"-Nu Solla Mudiyadhu..

Cycle Carrierle Tiffin Vaikalaam, Aana Tiffin Carrierle Cycle Vaika Mudhiyumah ..

Bus Poita Bus Stand Angayae Thaan Irukum Aana Cycle Poita Cycle Stand Koodavae Poogum

Train Evalo Vegama Ponalum, Kadaisi Petty Kaidaisiyathaan Varum..


Ticket Vangitu Ulla Poradu Cinema Theatre,
Ulae Poitu Ticket Vanguradu Operation Theatre......

Kaakka Ennadhaan Karuppa Irundhaalum Adhu Podara Muttai Vellai!
Muttai Ennadhaan Vellaiya Irundhaalum Adhukulla Irukka Kaakka
Karuppudhaan!

Chair Udainja Ukkara Mudiyathu! Katttil Udainjaa Padukka Mudiyathu!
Aana Muttai Udainjaa Dhaan Omelette Poda Mudiyum!!!!!!!!!

Cream Biscuit La Cream Irukkum... Ana Naay Biscuitla Naaya Irukkadhu

Kadi Jokes

Kadi Jokes

Question : Palvalikku mukiyaman Karanan enna theriyuma?
Answer : "Pal"lu than.

Question : In a forest 10 people are going suddenly a loin came and killed 6 people . But did not do anything on those 4 people. why?
Answer : Because they are lion's club memebers.

Question : Patient: Neenga oru "Pal Doctor" a ?
Answer :Doctor. Illai Naan " Muppathirendu pallukkum Doctor".

Question : Teacher: Kadal arippu erpattal enna pannalam?
Answer :student: Sorinju vidalam!!!.

Question : Pullu sappitta kannu nalla theriyum yen
Answer :yenna yendha madavadhu kannadi potturrukka

Question : neththu busla poyittu irunthappa oruththar shoulderla
adichchu "Royapetta" ya nnaru
Answer : nan illa en "tholpatta" nu sonnen ana yen ennai murachcharunnu theriyala.

Question : Oru male B oru female B tea kudikuthu appa oru fly vilundhthiruchchu
appa male B female B kitta enna solliyirukkum
Answer :A B CD E.
( A(calling) B CD (parudee) E (Fly) )

Question : Guess which is the strongest animal in the world....
Answer :without any doubt it is moonchooru (one kind of eli(mouse))in which Pillayar is seated

Question : High Budget films la hero villai na Machine Gun Laser Gun vachchu
alipparu. romba Low budget padangalla hero villaina eppidi alipparu?.
Answer : Rubber (Eraser) vachchu alipparu .

Question : This is especialy for Kamal Rasiharkal. Kamal meesai illama nadichcha
muthal padam ethu.?
Answer :Kalththur Kannamma.

Question : Vengaya kadai karangallam sangam vachcha enna per vaippanga.
Answer :Onion Union

Question : Karunanidhi Loins club president ana Lions club kku nna per vaipparu.
Answer :Singa sangam.

Question : A newly mariied girl comming to chennai for the first time. she decided to make Keerai for her husband. and she is going to the market and asked the kadakaramma by taking some keerai in her hand "eppadimma Keerai".

Answer :she said "naan nallaththan keeran. nee eppadi keerai". ?!?!?!!!

Question : intha e-commerce e-business e-mail ithukkellam counter technology vantha enna name irukkum?
Answer :kosu-commerce kosu-business kosu-mail.