Standup Komedy

1 Teacher:* Which is the oldest animal in world?*
Sardar:* ZEBRA*
Teacher:* How?*
Sardar:* Bcoz it is Black & White *


2. Judge:* Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..
Sardar to judge:* U R coming daily, don't U have shame?*


3. Question:* "Should Women have Children after 35?"*
Smart Sardar Replied:* "No!35 Children R More than Enough!!"


4. Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.*
Manager:* Do U know MS Office?*
Sardar:* If U give me the address I will go there sir.


5.Sardar got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU"*
Sardarji replied:* "I Mr. YOU”!


6.After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice.
He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly
Said:"Torch is okay"


7. Sardar1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
Sardar2: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.


8. Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay.. While its landing he shouted: "
Bombay ... Bombay "*
Air hostess said:* "B silent."*
Sardar:* "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"


9. Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and
BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!*


10.Sir:* What is difference between Orange and Apple?*
Sardar:* Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE