Kadi Jokes
Question : Palvalikku mukiyaman Karanan enna theriyuma?
Answer : "Pal"lu than.
Question : In a forest 10 people are going suddenly a loin came and killed 6 people . But did not do anything on those 4 people. why?
Answer : Because they are lion's club memebers.
Question : Patient: Neenga oru "Pal Doctor" a ?
Answer :Doctor. Illai Naan " Muppathirendu pallukkum Doctor".
Question : Teacher: Kadal arippu erpattal enna pannalam?
Answer :student: Sorinju vidalam!!!.
Question : Pullu sappitta kannu nalla theriyum yen
Answer :yenna yendha madavadhu kannadi potturrukka
Question : neththu busla poyittu irunthappa oruththar shoulderla
adichchu "Royapetta" ya nnaru
Answer : nan illa en "tholpatta" nu sonnen ana yen ennai murachcharunnu theriyala.
Question : Oru male B oru female B tea kudikuthu appa oru fly vilundhthiruchchu
appa male B female B kitta enna solliyirukkum
Answer :A B CD E.
( A(calling) B CD (parudee) E (Fly) )
Question : Guess which is the strongest animal in the world....
Answer :without any doubt it is moonchooru (one kind of eli(mouse))in which Pillayar is seated
Question : High Budget films la hero villai na Machine Gun Laser Gun vachchu
alipparu. romba Low budget padangalla hero villaina eppidi alipparu?.
Answer : Rubber (Eraser) vachchu alipparu .
Question : This is especialy for Kamal Rasiharkal. Kamal meesai illama nadichcha
muthal padam ethu.?
Answer :Kalththur Kannamma.
Question : Vengaya kadai karangallam sangam vachcha enna per vaippanga.
Answer :Onion Union
Question : Karunanidhi Loins club president ana Lions club kku nna per vaipparu.
Answer :Singa sangam.
Question : A newly mariied girl comming to chennai for the first time. she decided to make Keerai for her husband. and she is going to the market and asked the kadakaramma by taking some keerai in her hand "eppadimma Keerai".
Answer :she said "naan nallaththan keeran. nee eppadi keerai". ?!?!?!!!
Question : intha e-commerce e-business e-mail ithukkellam counter technology vantha enna name irukkum?
Answer :kosu-commerce kosu-business kosu-mail.
